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diff --git a/22-DancingWithTheMoon.rst b/22-DancingWithTheMoon.rst new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e75ae08 --- /dev/null +++ b/22-DancingWithTheMoon.rst @@ -0,0 +1,2616 @@ +Episode 3.22, Dancing With The Moon +----------------------------------- + +At Home + +Joan – “Last night was fantastic! I haven’t had that much fun in a +long time.” + +Grace – “You should have seen the expression on Clay’s face when I +offered a demonstration of the bris. It was priceless. But I still +don’t subscribe to the whole bogus dating ritual.” + +Joan – “Don’t give me that. You had a blast.” + +Grace – “But I would have had just as much fun meeting everyone there +in jeans and a T-shirt.” + +Joan – “Didn’t you see Luke’s face when you came down the stairs last +night?” + +Grace – “Yeah, a typical male response to superficial matters of +appearance. What ever happened to letting your true beauty shine from +within?” + +Joan – “If there are places on your body where that actually happens, +you’re not attractive, you’re leaking.” + +Both laugh at Joan’s comment. Grace says, “Girardi, you are more +warped than I am!” + +Joan – “Miss Candy told us in make-up class that all humans have +imperfections. We conceal them because we are girls. Everything is +not a conspiracy, and disturbing the dating ritual only creates +havoc. Besides, assuming that you are more enlightened than the +millions of people who created a tradition is a bit arrogant, don’t +you think?” + +Grace – “Why should I participate in the dating rat race? Even if I +win it, I’m still a rat. You know I loathe hypocrisy, yet you still +think I should continue with this ritualistic dogma.” + +Joan – “Yes, I do. Tell me, why did you go to dance class with me the +other day? I know you really didn’t want to go.” + +Grace – “Because you’re my friend, and I know you really wanted me to +go with you.” + +Joan – “Okay, so my brother is in love with you. Don’t you think he’s +worth a little compromise?” + +Grace – “Whose side are you on?” + +Joan – “Both.Listen, contrary to popular belief, opportunity rarely +knocks. You usually have to beat down the door. If you want to cause +a different outcome, play your own game, then you have to be willing +to play the game in the first place.” + +Grace – “Now you sound like my father. He won’t let up on me about +going to college.” + +Joan – “I think you should go. You want to change the world, right? +So who’s listening to your ideas now? Me, Adam, and Luke. Why be just +one more person trying to change the world when you can write things +to cause thousands of people to try? Do it! Shoot for the moon. Even +if you miss, you’ll land in the stars.” + +Grace will not admit it, but she finds what Joan has just proposed to +be an intriguing idea. She decides to change the subject, “Let’s do +yoga.” + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +The doorbell rings, so Helen answers the door, “Well hello Adam, +Joan’s at work.” + +Adam – “I know. I wanted to talk to you.” + +Helen – “Has your father told you about my proposal?” + +Adam – “Yes, but there’s something else. I have a problem, and I +don’t know what to do. Can we talk?” Helen invites him in and they +sit in the living room, “My dad has a girlfriend.” + +Helen – “What has he told you about her?” + +Adam – “He’s been seeing her for several months, always on the nights +that I had dance lessons or work. She wants to fix us Christmas +dinner. That’s why he told me about her.” + +Helen – “You should be happy for him.” + +Adam – “She’ll never be my mom! I had a mom. No one can replace her.” + +Helen – “Joan told me once that you think of me like a mom. Why +couldn’t she be one, too?” + +Adam – “Because I picked you. I don’t even know her.” + +Helen – “Adam, you’re agonizing over something that may never happen. +Your mother will always have a place in your father’s heart, but it +has been five years. If this woman makes your father happy, you +should respect his feelings for her. Who knows, if you give her a +chance, maybe you two can become friends.” + +Adam sits silently for a few moments before he responds, “But it +hurts.” + +Helen gives him a hug, “I know, but life must go on.” + +Again, Adam sits quietly for a few moments before he responds, “Okay, +I’ll be nice to her, but that’s it.” + +Adam gets up to leave and Helen walks him to the door, “Thanks Mrs. +G.” + +Helen – “Well, I’m sorry that you won’t be able to come with us, but +I understand. I’m sure this dinner is important to your father.” + +Adam – “No, I’ll be going. He postponed the dinner until after we get +back.” + +Helen – “Well, that should tell you something about your father.” + +Adam – “Yeah, I guess you’re right. Oh, don’t say anything to Joan. I +haven’t told her yet.” + +Helen – “This is something that you should share with her.” + +Adam – “I will, just not yet. I’ll tell her after the trip.” + +At School + +Grace – “So, did you guys study for the tests?” + +All say that they had, and then Joan asks, “Why, didn’t you?” + +Grace – “If you haven’t noticed, studying always ends with dying. I +can handle these corn tests, pizza tests, tater tests… betcha can’t +eat just one!” + +Joan – “Tater tests, what are you talking about?” + +Grace – “It’s an allusion, Girardi, keep up. Would tater salad have +been better?” + +Glynis– “Is an allusion still an allusion if no one understands it?” + +Grace – “The tree still makes a sound, Chateletness.” + +Joan – “What tree?” + +Friedman – “The one that fell in the hundred-acre wood.” + +Joan – “When did that happen?” + +Luke – “Yesterday, which is when the dog who traveled into the future +and bit his own tail felt it.” + +Joan says to Adam, “The only dog I know is yours. Maybe he’s really +Mister Paxbody.” + +Adam – “Could be. He was chasing a squirrel in the back yard when I +left this morning.” + +Grace is not sure if Joan and Adam are actually believing this or +just playing along, “It’s a joke, frellwits. Anyway, the point is +that these tests are nothing but a pointless trivial pursuit. There’s +no way a multiple-choice question can show what someone can do with +what they know.” + +Adam – “Trivial Pursuit, like in Jeopardy?” + +Joan responds to the suggestion, “Ooh, ooh, I’ll take Laverne & +Shirley for $800.” + +Luke – “I’ll take String Theory for $1200.” + +Glynis– “I’ll try Fractal Geometry for $900. They’re so pretty.” + +Adam – “Do they have a Dungeons & Dragons category?” + +Grace – “No, fire spear, try Abstract Art for $500. I’ll take +Political Corruption for $1100.” + +Adam – “Sculpture.” + +Friedman – “Bzzt, you didn’t say for how much. I’ll take Human +Reproduction for $1000.” + +Grace – “And Friedman sucks us into the black hole of reality.” + +Adam – “Can I still take a turn?” + +Joan smiles and gives Adam a kiss, “I’ll call your name later.” They +each enter their classrooms to begin their first midterm exam. + +At The Police Station + +Will – “Are you ready?” + +Mimi – “I think you should do this.” + +Will – “I’ll make the opening and closing remarks, but it’s your +testimony they want to hear.” + +Will steps up to the podium, “Good morning. We have completed our +investigation into the shooting that took place at The Liquor +Emporium last Wednesday evening. Lieutenant Rogers of Internal +Affairs will give the briefing.” + +Will steps aside and Mimi begins to speak, “After reviewing the +testimony and other evidence, we have determined that Sergeant +Williams’ discharge of her weapon was justified. It is clear that Mr. +Washington pointed his weapon at Sergeant Williams before the +exchange of gunfire. Her action probably saved her life and the lives +of others.” + +Reporter # 1 – “Was it determined who shot first?” + +Mimi – “It appears that they fired simultaneously.” + +Reporter # 2 – “Mrs. Washington is demanding an independent +investigation in this shooting. Do you have a comment?” + +Mimi – “Internal Affairs is the independent investigation.” + +Will steps up to the microphone, “If the DA decides to conduct their +own investigation, we will offer our full cooperation. However, we +have not received such a request.” + +Reporter # 3 – “Chief Girardi, the ACLU has a filed suit in regard to +your association with Brother Jimi’s committee. Do you have a +comment?” + +Will ignores him, giving him his answer, “Sergeant Williams will be +returning to active duty as of today. That is all. Thank you.” + +After they have returned inside, Mimi asks, “Why didn’t you answer +his question?” + +Will – “I have dealt with him before. I would just be giving him +something to take out of context. My concern is with federal court. +I’m sure the press and talk radio will give full vent to the court of +public opinion.” + +At the Herald + +Kevin – “Good morning, how is Dan doing?” + +Rebecca – “Pretty good. His sister is staying to care for him. I’ll +help in the evening.” + +Kevin – “I’m glad to hear that. Would it be all right if I stopped by +after work?” + +Rebecca – “I’m sure he’d like that.” She pauses briefly, “Um, could +you do me a favor?” + +Kevin – “Sure, what is it?” + +Rebecca – “I would like to have a bottle of Woodhall Party Garnet, +but I can’t bring myself to go back to get it. Would you pick one up +for me?” + +Kevin writes down the name, “I’ll pick it up before I visit tonight.” +Rebecca gives him a twenty-dollar bill, “That’s not necessary.” + +Rebecca – “I just want you to get it for me. I’ll pay for it. It’s +for when Sergeant Williams comes over for dinner. Do you know her +first name?” + +Kevin – “Toni.” + +Rebecca – “Thanks, now, about your editorial.” + +Kevin interrupts, “There’s something that I was going to put in that +I didn’t mention on Friday. Did you know that 90% of black victims of +murder and non-negligent manslaughter were killed by black +offenders?” + +Rebecca – “I get your point. I don’t want you to publish it.” + +Kevin – “But, why? I have already shown you that everything in it is +true.” + +Rebecca – “I just feel that it would do too much harm to the +newspaper and to me personally, but I’m willing to make a +compromise.” Kevin doesn’t respond verbally, but instead gives her an +‘okay, what?’ expression. Rebecca continues, “I’m going to add +checking stories for racial bias to your duties. That will have the +same effect, won’t it?” + +Kevin has worked hard on his editorial and really would like to see +it published, but he also can see her point of view. He counters, +“How about political bias, too?” + +Rebecca – “Okay, but only outside of the editorial page.” + +Kevin – “No problem, that’s where opinions belong.” + +At School + +Joan – “My calculus teacher gave us a vote of confidence before the +test. She said, ‘The Day of Judgment is upon us, and you will be +judged. Those who fail to pass this test will be doomed forever to +burn in an explicit differential ball of flame!’ She was joking, but +I could sense a distinct burning smell when I left the room after the +test.” + +Grace – “I’m sure you didn’t do that bad. You seemed to know it when +we were in study hall. I should pass if the teacher uses the mean +value theorem for grading.” + +Adam – “I’m not sure how I did. I could see the formulas, but I +couldn’t figure out what to do with them.” + +Friedman – “Well, I’m sure that I aced it.” + +Glynis– “I am the calculus queen! Nature laughs at the difficulties +of integration.” + +Luke – “As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are +not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to +reality.” + +Joan – “So who’s ready for Government?” + +Grace – “Nobody, that’s the problem. It’s just a self-licking ice +cream cone.” + +Joan – “Eeeuw, that’s a disturbing image. I mean the test.” + +Grace – “Oh yeah, the cheese test. Hypocrisy is our current form of +government. It is a representative republic where your neighbors +elect someone to decide how much of your money will be given to +them.” + +Luke prods Grace on, “Define the judiciary?” + +Grace – “The judiciary is a panel of unelected officials who impose +laws on society that would never pass through the Congress.” + +Luke – “And the Congress?” + +Grace – “When explaining anything in Congress, always choose +stupidity over conspiracy, incompetence over cunning. Anything else +gives them too much credit. Congress is like looking at that Escher +picture of the wild geese flying together. It makes absolutely no +sense, but even they can occasionally manage to hit you with a load +of crap.” + +Glynis– “Cute, Grace, but I don’t think those answers will fly on the +test.” + +Grace – “And Counselor Troi once again states something that is +blindingly obvious.” + +Friedman – “Grace does have a point. Whenever a politician wants to +pass a useless piece of legislation, they always claim that it is for +the children. It works every time. Nobody is against children.” + +Joan – “‘For the children’, that’s good. Isn’t it?” + +Grace – “Yeah, that’s good. You really are an elegant moron. We’ll +talk later.” + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +With the completion of the last class on Friday, a week of tater +tests is finally over. Winter break begins for 20% of the students, +while the remainder plans to enjoy their Christmas break. All leave +the school in high spirits. + +At Home + +When Joan comes downstairs with her suitcase, she is expecting +everyone to be there to bid her farewell. Instead, she walks through +an empty house. She finally looks out a front window and notices +everyone gathered around a large van. When she walks out to +investigate, Adam peeks out from behind an open door, “Good, let me +have your suitcase.” + +Joan – “What are you doing here?” + +Grace looks out from behind him, “A piss poor job of packing. We +should start with the Van-Gogh carrier on top.” + +Luke – “Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the +Starship…” + +Grace interrupts, “Minimize. Your mission, should you decide to +accept it, is to figure out how to get all this stuff into the van +without us becoming bubble wrap.” + +Joan – “Will somebody please tell me what’s going on?” + +Adam – “We’re all going to Baltimore, I think.” + +Joan – “When did this happen?” + +Grace – “It hasn’t, yet.” + +Will – “We decided that since Richard came to visit us for +Thanksgiving, we’ll go there for Christmas. Surprise!” + +Joan – “Grace and Adam, too?” + +Helen – “You said that you liked to spend Christmas with family and +friends.” + +Joan – “This is going to be fun! Where’d you get the van?” + +Will closes the side door of the van to reveal a decal, “Dunuelos +Rentals, I got a great holiday rate.” When he actually turns to look +at the van, he asks, “Hey, who added the extra artwork?” + +Grace – “I thought the van needed some sprucing.” + +Joan – “I love the wreath and holly, but what does Turk 182 mean?” + +Grace – “It’s a populist parable about a graffiti artist in New York. +I thought the work needed a signature.” + +Adam – “Uh, wasn’t that Taki 183?” + +Helen – “Adam’s right. When Taki ruled magik kingdom…” + +Grace interrupts, “Whatever. The point is that he was a messenger for +the oppressed who took up arms against the status quo.” + +Will – “Well, I think your father will see a different message when I +send him the bill to have your liberation graphic removed.” + +Luke – “Don’t worry, Dad, I applied a coat of wax first. It’ll wipe +off with a sponge.” + +Adam, Luke, and Grace return to packing the van, having their own +conversation in the background. + +Kevin – “Lilly got us a great discount on the hotel.” + +Grace sings a motivational tune for Luke. + +*You put the big box in, +You take the small box out, +You put the big case in, +And you shake it all about. +You do the hokey pokey +And you change the stuff around +That’s what it’s all about* + +Lilly walks up, having only heard her name, “I didn’t do it. What did +I do?” + +Adam grins and exclaims, “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.” + +Kevin – “I was just telling Joan about the discount you got us on the +hotel.” + +Grace – “Never interrupt someone doing what you say can’t be done.” + +Lilly – “Oh, that. Well, God works in mysterious ways.” + +Kevin gives Lilly a ‘tell them’ look, “Okay, Father Mallory knew +someone in Baltimore who owed him a favor.” + +Grace – “…Stay on target… Almost there… Stay… on… target…” + +Joan – “Ooh, I have to go get my other presents.” + +Grace begins to fling her arms up and down, “Danger, danger, Will +Robinson. Critical mass will be reached in five minutes. Abort +program, input data, recompute.” + +Luke – “Don’t have a short circuit. If all else fails, I’ll use the +force.” + +At the Girardi Residence + +It begins to snow as they leave Arcadia. It’s a short-lived flurry, +but still a nice gesture from Mother Nature as they embark on their +Christmas journey. All are seated reasonably comfortable. Luke was +instrumental in using the space available to accommodate both the +luggage and passengers. Kevin is the only sardined passenger, but +since he can’t feel his legs, it does not affect his comfort level. + +All engage in small talk for some time, and then Grace asks Joan, +“So, where is it?” + +Joan – “Where’s what?” + +Grace – “The CD. You said that you were looking forward to listening +to it during your drive to Baltimore.” + +Joan – “That was when I thought that I would be driving alone. It’s +different now that we’re all here.” + +Grace – “You mean me? What, you think I’ll go postal if I have to +listen to Christmas music? Put it in.” + +Joan – “Are you sure?” + +Grace – “Hey, you wanna know the truth? I actually like some of the +songs. Let’s hear it.” + +Helen – “What did you bring?” + +Joan smiles, obviously pleased at receiving Grace’s permission, “It’s +actually a two-CD set entitled, ‘WOW Christmas’. I really like it, +because I’ve heard a lot of the singers doing regular songs.” She +hands the first CD to Helen to put in the player. They sing along +with some of the songs, but mostly they just listen. After listening +to both CD’s, Lilly offers her Mannheim Steamroller CD for their +enjoyment. The remainder of the drive is a Fresh Aire Christmas +journey. + +Joan was able to avoid driving from Arcadia, but Helen made her drive +from the hotel to Uncle Richard’s and Aunt +Trenna’s\ `home <http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a361/mshaffer2/TheRichardGirardiHouse.jpg>`__\ in +Overlea, a neighborhood in northeast Baltimore. When they arrive, +Emily is in the front yard bouncing on her mother’s mini-trampoline. +Trenna, being the shrewd mother that she is, placed it there this +morning. She knew that Emily would not be able to resist using it. +Trenna is hopeful that Joan will at least get a little sleep tonight. + +When Joan pulls in the driveway, Emily bounces off and runs toward +the van. She continues to jump up and down, calling out excitedly, +“You’re here, you’re here!” She bounces along side of the van as Joan +pulls up the driveway, “Come on; let me show you my room. I want you +to meet Pooka.” + +Joan puts the van in park, turns off the ignition, and opens the +door, “Can I take my seatbelt off first?” + +In response to Joan’s wisecrack, Emily stops jumping. She puts her +hand on her hip and gives Joan a tart smile. She then steps up on the +running board, wraps her arms around her, and squeezes a hug, “I’ve +missed you so much.” + +Joan melts into her and hugs her in return, “I’ve missed you, too.” +They hug briefly, and then Joan asks, “Who is Pooka?” + +Emily – “You’ll see.” Emily takes Joan’s hand, “Come on, I’ve got my +room all cleaned and ready for you.” + +Everyone in the van is amused and touched while observing the +exchange. When Joan gets out, she smiles back at her mother. Helen +comments, “Go ahead. We’ll bring in your things.” + +After Joan and Emily leave, Grace quips, “Tonight, Joan Girardi +continues her lead on American Idol.” + +Helen – “We all knew this would happen. I think it’s wonderful.” + +Will – “Pop-Tart extraordinaire.” + +Adam – “Well, we won’t see Joan for a while.” + +Trenna, Richard, and Trevor come out as Emily leads Joan inside. +Emily allows her mother to give Joan a quick hug before they go in. +“I’m glad you’re here. We’ll talk later.” + +Joan – “It’s good to see you again too, Aunt Trenna.” + +They unloaded most of the luggage at the hotel. What remains are the +presents, and Luke and Joan’s belongings. The Christmas tree seemed +barren underneath, but now rests on a mountain of packages. Trevor’s +eyes become aglow as he comments to his mother, “And Santa hasn’t +even come, yet!” + +A poster of LeAnn Rimes adorns the outside of Emily’s bedroom door. +The caption reads, “Crazy Blue.” Emily leads Joan in, but Joan has to +stop, look, and smile for a moment. Emily’s room is larger than +Joan’s, but just as cluttered. The first thing that catches her eye +is a large net suspended from the ceiling. In it is a collection of +stuffed animals of all shapes and sizes. Joan takes a few moments to +scan the array. She smiles and comments sarcastically to Emily, +“Looks like E.T. did go home.” + +Emily plops herself on the bed and begins to hug a rabbit nearly half +her size, “But Pooka is still here. He’s been with me for as long as +I can remember. I put everyone else in the net, but I really would +like Pooka to stay. Is that okay?” + +Joan – “Sure, your bed looks big enough for the three of us. Can I +see him?” Emily hands Pooka to Joan. Joan hugs him and strokes his +worn fur, “He looks well loved.” She does a quick waltz with him +before returning him to Emily. + +Emily – “I dance with him too, sometimes.” + +Will – “Knock, knock.” He enters through the open door, “I have +Joan’s suitcase. Where would you like me to put it?” + +Emily – “In front of the chifforobe. I’ve cleared out my stuff, so +there’s plenty of room.” Will delivers the suitcase, hugs his niece, +and leaves. + +Joan looks at the mirrored cabinet where her father has placed her +suitcase. She opens the door and inspects the inside, “This is nice, +a clothes bar and 3 drawers down below.” She thinks to herself, ‘So +this is a chifforobe.’ + +Emily gets up from the bed and seats Pooka on the pillows, “After you +put your clothes away, can you teach me how to rumble?” + +Joan is bewildered by Emily’s request. She doesn’t recall telling +Emily about her street fighting lessons. Then she realizes what Emily +is asking, “Oh, it’s called the rumba. It’s similar to a waltz, but +with a fast beat.” + +After she puts away her clothes, Joan takes Emily’s hands and begins +a slow demonstration, “Okay, you need to do the opposite of me. Put +your right foot back --- one, two, then your left foot to the side +--- three, your…” After they practice for a while, Joan speeds it up. +When she feels that Emily is ready, she asks, “I’ll bet you have +every song ever recorded by LeAnn Rimes.” + +Emily – “Almost. The only one that I don’t have is her ‘God Bless +America’ CD. I’ve asked Santa to get it for me.” + +Joan – “Have you heard her Latino version of Can’t Fight The +Moonlight?” + +Emily – “Yeah, Kizzie sent it to me. I like the original better, but +it’s awesome that way, too.” + +Joan – “And it will be awesome for us to rumble to.” + +Emily smiles at Joan’s purposeful mistake. She finds the song on her +computer, and cranks up the volume as it starts playing. + +Downstairs, Luke is outside playing catch with Trevor, the adults are +sitting at the dining room table talking, and Grace and Adam are +talking in the living room. + +Grace – “When I told my dad that I wanted to come on this trip, he +gave me the whole rabbinical speil about the differences between our +beliefs and those of Christians. Duh, like I didn’t know. Then, just +as I was leaving, he gave me a Christmas present. Can you believe +it?” + +Adam – “Maybe your dad just didn’t want you to feel left out while +you were here.” + +Grace – “We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It’s +run by a big eastern syndicate. Christmas is just the time of year +when Christians indulge in material excess.” + +Adam – “It does seem that way, but there are those who do practice +the true meaning of Christmas.” + +Grace – “And you know what that is?” + +Adam – “It’s a celebration of the birth of Jesus. For God so loved +the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him +should not perish but have eternal life.” + +Grace – “When did you start reading the Bible?” + +Adam – “I haven’t. Mom read it to me sometimes, and I remember +everything that she told me.” + +Grace – “Did she explain the trinity to you?” + +Adam – “The Holy Trinity is a mystery. We’re not supposed to +understand it.” + +Grace – “A mystery? An oxymoron is more like it. I believe in one +God, not a committee.” + +Adam smiles, “Don’t you mean an elegant moron?” + +Grace – “Yeah, I hear you. Had Whiney known Joan, she would have been +the riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma. So, what do you +believe?” + +Adam – “I believe that I don’t really know.” + +Grace – “Good answer.” She walks over to the Christmas tree and +shakes her package again, “I still don’t have any idea of what’s in +there.” + +Adam – “Well, then it’ll be a nice surprise on Christmas morning.” + +In the dining room, the adults have been catching up on what has +happened since Thanksgiving. Richard turns the discussion to their +plan for tomorrow, “We have the whole morning and afternoon free. +There are lots of things to do and see, but I have picked two that I +think everyone will enjoy. I thought that in the morning we could go +to Fort McHenry. The tour doesn’t take long and there is a nice video +presentation about its history. Then I thought we could visit Edgar +Allan Poe’s grave at the Westminster Cemetery. Baltimore’s football +team is named after his famous poem, ‘The Raven’.” + +Will – “That sounds like a fun morning. Is your ancestor’s name +mention on a marker at the fort?” + +Trenna– “No, few names are actually mentioned. My fourth +great-grandfather was Patrick Muldoon. He was only called up for +active duty twice during the war. Both times he served at Fort +McHenry. His brother served under General Stricker. He was killed at +the battle of North Point. It’s long gone now, but Patrick owned a +pub and restaurant called The Buck Stops Here. They served venison +and the seafood catch of the day. Stout was on tap. It was down in +Fells Point. I’ll be happy to show you where it was when we go into +town tomorrow.” + +Will – “That’s an interesting story.” He continues asking +sarcastically, “The Buck Stops Here? That sounds original.” + +Trennacounters, “It may have been in 1812.” + +Will smiles and uses hand gestures as if speaking to an audience, +“Bambi: You’ve seen the movie. Now, eat the star!” + +Trennasmirks, “Very funny.” + +Will – “Seriously, I do enjoy history, especially when it involves +family.” + +Helen – “I have mixed feelings about visiting Poe’s grave. I’ll bet +it’s a popular Halloween attraction.” + +Richard – “The lines to get in wrap around the block on Halloween and +on January 19th, Poe’s birthday. We’ll probably be the only ones +there tomorrow.” + +Luke and Trevor come in from playing catch. Trenna says to Trevor, +“Go tell your sister and Joan to come down. I need to talk to them.” +When they come down, Trenna addresses Emily, “It’s time to take your +shower.” + +Emily – “But Mom, we’re having fun. Joan was just…” + +Trenna– “No buts, shower, now. Besides, Joan needs some time to say +goodnight to her friends.” + +Emily frowns, but obeys her mother. She runs upstairs to the +bathroom. Joan then walks out to the living room to see Grace and +Adam. + +Adam – “Hello stranger.” + +Joan – “I’m sorry, but I just couldn’t get away. She’s been having so +much fun.” + +Grace – “No problem. We knew that she would be the center of your +attention.” + +Joan – “Whatcha been doing?” + +Adam – “Just talking and listening to the discussion in the dining +room. It sounds like we’ll all be spending time together tomorrow.” + +Joan smiles and sings, “Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow, +you’re only a day away.” + +Soon the conversation in the house turns to the sound of yawns, and +everyone separates to find their own places to sleep. They have a big +day ahead of them. + +At Fort McHenry + +Emily straddles a cannon, “Joan, take my picture!” + +Joan takes out her camera and snaps a picture, “That’ll look nice +with the harbor in the background.” + +Emily – “Now let me take your picture.” Joan trades places so that +Emily can get her picture, “You have to send me a copy.” + +Joan – “I will.” + +Joan had noticed it earlier, but the giggling and laughing has become +more pronounced now that she is closer to the edge. She peers over +the rampart to the park below. There, she sees children playing with +bubbles, dancing like fairies in pursuit of the shining orbs. She +watches for some time, and then comments, “They really are having a +blast!” + +Woman – “Oh, children go crazy over bubbles.” + +Joan is a little surprised, having expected Emily to answer. She +hadn’t noticed the woman standing there. She is an attractive woman, +similar in appearance and demeanor to Laura Roslin. She is wearing a +full-length red coat, with matching low heel shoes. Her bonnet is a +crocheted masterpiece of red and yellow yarns. Joan smiles without +comment, then returns to watching the children. + +The children continue their play, giggling and frolicking as they +pursue the empty planets on the run. Their glee is infectious and +Joan can’t help but smile as she watches them, “Watching them puts a +smile in my heart.” + +Woman – “Children are fascinating creatures. I mean, what’s so great +about bubbles?” + +Emily – “They’re pretty, they float, you can chase them, catch them, +pop them, I mean, they’re just totally awesome! They even have +rainbows!” + +Woman – “Wouldn’t it be wonderful if everyone had something they +loved as much as children love bubbles? I can remember a child who +had a similar fascination with balloons.” + +Joan – “Oh, but I hated it when they popped! That really scared me.” +She begins to wonder, “Are you…?” + +Emily interrupts, tugging on Joan’s hand, “Come on, let’s go see what +they’re doing over there.” + +The woman looks at Emily, and then back to Joan, “Children are the +laughter of God, don’t you think? Cherish their innocence.” + +Emily objects, “Hey, who are you calling innocent? Even my mom knows +that I’m usually guilty. You don’t know anything.” + +The woman looks lovingly at Emily, “Yes, you are guilty of pushing +the envelope. It’s in your nature. You are becoming who you will be.” +She looks back at Joan, “Remember what I told you before.” She smiles +and walks away. + +Joan – “Wait! What did you tell me? When?” The woman continues +walking away, waving over her shoulder as she leaves. + +Emily – “Come on, let’s go!” + +With Joan in tow, Emily catches up with the rest of the family. The +others are looking down at the\ `Inner +Harbor <http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a361/mshaffer2/InnerHarborfromFederalHill.jpg>`__\ from +their vantage point on Federal Hill. + +Will – “What’s the name of the tall ship?” + +Richard – “It’s the\ `USS +Constellation <http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a361/mshaffer2/USSConstellation.jpg>`__\ . +It was the last all-sail ship built by the United States Navy. You’ll +get a closer look this evening. Emily will be singing at the sidewalk +theater beside the ship.” + +Grace – “Do these cannons still work?” + +Adam – “Why, do you want to shoot one?” + +Grace – “Yeah! You see those small boats going everywhere?” + +Trenna– “Those are water taxis.” + +Grace – “Well, imagine them scurrying to get out of the way of a +cannon ball. It would be like watching water spiders scatter on a +pond. Round shot ripples, now that would be a hoot!” + +Lilly – “I think a tour of the harbor would be fun, minus the cannon +fodder.” + +Kevin – “I could go for that.” + +Trevor – “I would rather go see the fishes.” + +Luke – “Fishes?” + +Trenna– “See that building over there? That’s the National Aquarium. +I haven’t been there in a few years, but it’s really pretty neat.” + +Helen – “I would rather do that than go see a tombstone. What do you +think, Will?” + +Will knows that Helen’s comment is not really a question, but a +statement permitting only one acceptable response. He asks Richard, +“Do we have time?” + +Richard – “We have time to go to the aquarium or tour the harbor, but +not both. So, Poe’s grave is out?” + +Will – “We’ll have to visit his tell tale heart some other day.” + +Helen – “Anyone else have an opinion?” + +Grace – “Yes, no, maybe, sorta, kinda; Hey, look over there!” + +Adam - “What kind of answer is that?” + +Grace – “The midterm elections are coming up next year, my first turn +at bat. It’s never too early to start preparing for their politically +definitive answers.” + +Luke squeezes a hug from Trevor, “Well, I think phishing can be fun. +I like catching big phat fish.” + +Helen – “Then it’s settled. I’m glad we had this discussion.” + +After they finished their tour of the National Aquarium, the +Girardi’s find a street vendor and enjoy a late lunch of Philly +Cheese Steaks. It was a nice finish to a morning and afternoon of +fun. + +On the drive home, Trenna detours to Fells Point. They stop at a +charming gift shop called Zoe’s Garden. + +Trenna– “This is where ‘\ The Buck Stops Here\ ’ used to be.” + +All browse for a while. Although it wasn’t in her shopping plans, +Joan couldn’t help but purchase a knickknack for someone special. + +At the Girardi Residence + +Trenna– “Emily and Trevor, time to take a nap.” + +Emily – “But Mom, I’m not tired.” + +Trenna– “Em-i-ly, we already talked about this. Go to bed.” + +Emily asks Joan, “Will you lay down with me?” + +Joan – “Okay, but just for a little while.” + +It isn’t long before Emily falls asleep. Joan had planned to slip out +quietly, but she falls asleep as well. In fact, everyone decides to +take a nap. When they meet up again later, all are refreshed and +ready for the evening. + +Trenna– “…so you can park here or there’s another garage a block +north. You do remember how to get there?” + +Will – “Yeah, I just take + +Belair Road south +to +Lombard Street +and turn right.” +Luke – “Not quite, Dad. Don’t worry; I made notes for you this +morning.” + +Helen – “And I bought a map at the gift shop.” + +Grace – “A map! What a novel idea.” + +Adam – “If we can find that Bromo-Seltzer clock tower, it’s just a +few blocks south of there.” + +Joan – “What is Bromo-Seltzer, anyway?” + +Richard – “It used to be a popular antacid. I’m not sure if they make +it anymore.” + +Emily comes down stairs, twirls, and then strikes a pose, “Ta-dah!” +She is beautifully dressed for the evening as one of +Santa’s\ `elves <http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a361/mshaffer2/ElfCostume.jpg>`__\ . + +Helen – “This is wonderful! Where did you get it?” + +Trenna– “Lauren’s mother made it. She’s quite a seamstress.” + +Lilly shakes the jingle bell several times, “I love the hat!” + +Joan – “You look perfect for tonight.” + +Emily is already beaming, but with Joan’s comment, she begins to glow +even brighter, “I have another surprise, but I’ll show it to you +later.” + +Trenna– “Did you put your long johns on?” + +Emily – “Snug as a doodle bug in a rug.” + +Trenna– “Okay, then it’s time to leave. Everybody know the plan?” + +All agree. With that, they depart for their destinations of Middle +River and the Inner Harbor. + +At Long Beach Marina + +The marina is a patchwork of docks offering over 300 slips for +mooring boats. Richard keeps his boat in storage during the winter, +except for the week of Christmas. He launched it and the family +decorated it last weekend. + +The 36-foot cabin cruiser is something the family loves to take out +during the summer. Richard bought it used several years ago. They +have toyed with giving the boat a new name, but it still bears the +name of Wind Mistress. It sleeps six, and they often take it out on +the Chesapeake Bay for overnight excursions. Emily is always her +daddy’s first mate. + +Luke – “I’ve never been on a boat this big. This is really cool.” + +Joan, running her hand along the trim, “This woodwork is beautiful.” + +Trenna– “It’s cherry. I love it, too. Let me give you a quick tour.” + +At the Inner Harbor + +Helen’s map, Adam’s clock tower landmark, and Luke’s notes from +earlier make the four-mile journey from Richard’s house a success. +Grace’s ‘Turn right here left’ call from the back seat causes its +intended confusion, amusing all, except for Will. The detour makes +the total travel time just slightly longer than planned. + +They find a parking garage across the street from Harborplace. Helen +and Lilly persuade all to browse through the various shops. And +browse is what they do; however, Will purchases a variety of treats +from the Fudgery, both for themselves and for the Barnacle Bills. + +For dinner, they choose the *Tir* Na Nog, an Irish restaurant with a +tavern atmosphere. Each chooses a different sandwich from the menu: +Will, a crab cake; Helen, a club; Lilly, a vegetable pita; Kevin, a +smoked turkey; Adam, a buffalo chicken; and Grace, a roast beef. +After the meal, all give a satisfied sigh of relief. + +Grace wipes her hands with her napkin, “Well, I’ve done my part for +global warming. This cow will never pass greenhouse gases again.” + +Lilly, smirking at Grace’s remark, “Well, I enjoyed my sandwich, +too.” She looks at Kevin, “Did I ever mention that I was once a +vegetarian?” + +Grace sarcastically asks, “Did you become a vegetarian because you +love animals or because you hate plants?” + +In the Outer Harbor + +The boats gather near the base of the Key Bridge. While Richard finds +their place in line, Luke, Emily, and Trevor tend to the Christmas +decorations. They inspect all the trim and turn on the twinkling +array of lights. Trenna and Joan finish preparing dinner, a beef stew +that Trenna had begun at home. This isn’t just any beef stew, its +Trenna’s family recipe. Beef, bacon, carrots, onions, potatoes, +tomatoes, black olives, porcini mushrooms, and peppercorns are just a +few of the ingredients, but it’s the brandy that gives the stew its +unique flavor. + +The Girardi’s enjoy the warmth of the stew and the accompanying cup +of steaming hot chocolate. Each begins to gaze into the night sky, +dreaming through the noise of the waves gently lapping against the +boat. The flotilla provides an additional collage of Christmas music +to sooth the end of the day. As the last remains of twilight fade, +the evening star sets, signaling the beginning of the parade of +lights. + +At the Inner Harbor + +The sidewalk is bustling with people. Some are walking to and fro, +while others are standing, listening to the music. The band is +composed of three men and a woman. All are medical professionals by +day, but at night, they entertain patrons of Baltimore’s nightspots. + +The band plays a wide range of music, but tonight, the theme is +Christmas. They have prepared to perform enough traditional favorites +so that none will need to be repeated. However, they do honor two +requests to repeat songs. + +Kevin backs his wheelchair against a pylon and seats Lilly on his +lap. The others gather on either side. As they listen, two young +girls approach. One asks, “Hi, are you Kevin?” + +Kevin – “Yeah, that’s me, are you Kizzie?” + +Lauren – “No, I’m Lauren.” She points to her friend, “This is Kizzie. +We’re here to sing with Emily.” + +Helen – “Joan has mentioned both of you. Come join us.” + +Lilly – “Your outfits are darling, similar to Emily’s, but slightly +different.” + +Kizzie– “That’s how we wanted it. Emily is singing lead and we will +be singing harmony.” + +Grace observes Kizzie’s unique accessory, “Those are pretty earrings, +a sparkling star that embraces all the possible opposites.” + +Kizziesays thank you, but then she realizes that Grace has learned +her secret, “Okay, so I’m a Jewish elf. Emily is my best friend. She +asked me to be here.” + +Grace – “Hey, no problem, that’s why I’m here. It’s just kind of +funny, don’t ya think?” + +Kizziesmiles, “Yeah, kinda.” + +A commotion begins as people call out, “I can see them! They’re +coming!” The band ends their song and the crowd begins to drift south +on the sidewalk to get a better view. Cheers erupt, and then all +becomes quiet as the first boats come into view. The people aren’t +sure how to respond. It’s the Lady D, followed by the Coast Guard +LCM-8 involved in +her\ `rescue <http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qa4442/is_200408/ai_n16062106>`__\ last +year. The crowd decides to give them a round of applause, recognizing +the theme of tragedy and hope. + +Following comes a random mixture of sail and power boats, some large +and some small. Among the boats are the Der Pelikan, Get The Net, +Three Belles, and the *Seaheather*. The Wind Mistress has a position +near the middle. + +Emily has been jumping up and down, waving at the people, and calling +out “Merry Christmas” the whole way. The others have as well, but +Emily is certainly the most exuberant. As they approach the wharf, +she calls out, “I can see them! I can see them!” + +Joan scans the crowd, “Where are they? I can’t see them. There are +too many people.” + +Luke points, “See the two guys in wheelchairs? Kevin is the one on +the right.” + +Joan – “Oh yeah, the one with Lilly on his lap.” All of them return +to waving and calling out, “Merry Christmas!” + +On the shore, the Girardi’s spot their seafaring counterparts. They +wave and call out “Merry Christmas.” To the masses, this is just +another decorated boat passing by. + +After they circle past the cheering crowd, Richard steers the Wind +Mistress into the marina at Locust Point. There, he moors beside the +USS Sanctuary. All climb the ladder to the dock, and begin the walk +back to the theater where Emily will sing. + +When the last of the boats pass the crowd, the band begins to play +once again. Emily sees Lauren and Kizzie and runs up to greet them. +The band is playing Jingle Bell Rock so Emily, Lauren, and Kizzie +hold hands and begin to circle dance. Joan, Grace, Adam, Luke, and +Trevor also join in the horah. After a few more songs, the band sings +Silent Night. This is Emily’s cue that her song is next. + +The female singer steps up to the microphone, “We hope that you have +enjoyed the music this evening. For our last song, we would like to +introduce a talented young singer.” She gives Emily a nod. After +Emily, Lauren, and Kizzie come on stage, she continues, “Please give +a warm welcome to nine-year-old Miss Emily Girardi.” + +The crowd applauds. Emily takes the microphone off the stand, “Hey, +I’m almost ten.” After the crowd finishes laughing, Emily continues, +“These are my friends Lauren and Kizzie.” Lauren and Kizzie take a +bow, and then lower their microphone on its stand. Emily looks back +to the band, nods, and returns to face the crowd. She begins to sing. + +*So this is Christmas +*And* what have you done +Another year over +And a new one just begun...* + +After she finishes the song, the crowd gives her a long round of +applause. She waits for them to quiet and then speaks, “Thank you, +thank you.” She pauses briefly, “I’ve been looking forward to this +for a long, long time. I love to sing, and I have been aching to have +people to sing to. Being able to sing for you tonight is a dream come +true.” She pauses once again, gives a sly smile, and then asks, +“What’s my name?” The crowd roars, “Emily!” Emily responds, “Great, +now I have one last thing to say.” She lowers the microphone to her +belt buckle and presses +the\ `button <https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzD_A1TK-sRLZEppemZXT0FIYUk/edit?usp=sharing>`__\ . +As the crowd laughs, Emily and her friends wave and leave the stage. + +Trennahugs Emily, and then she hugs Lauren and Kizzie, “You were +wonderful!” + +Emily – “They did seem to like me, didn’t they.” + +Joan – “You were fantastic. You get better every time I hear you +sing.” + +The woman from the band calls over, “Lauren and Kizzie, stay where I +can see you.” + +Lauren – “Mo-om, we’re right here.” The woman stops packing her +instruments and walks over, “Mom, these are Emily’s cousins from +Arcadia.” + +Trennamakes the introductions, “Sheila Morris, this is Richard’s +brother Will, his wife Helen, their sons Kevin and Luke, and their +daughter Joan. And this is Lilly Watters, Kevin’s fiancé.” + +Sheila – “It’s nice to meet all of you, but especially you, Joan. I +feel like I know you. Emily talks about you all the time.” + +Joan – “Well, it’s nice to meet you too, Mrs. Morris. Emily has told +me how kind you are to her when she comes to play with Lauren. Thank +you for making the costumes for tonight.” + +Lilly – “Yes, they were marvelous!” + +Sheila – “I know how special this is for Emily, so I was happy to do +it.” She gives Lauren and Kizzie a little hug, “Well girls, we need +to get Kizzie home. Come help me finish packing.” She looks back to +the Girardi’s, “Again, it was nice meeting you. Perhaps I’ll see some +of you tomorrow morning. Have a very Merry Christmas!” + +They part ways, each to begin their journey home. + +At the Girardi Residence + +The Girardi’s are happy to be home, as they wind down from a pleasant +evening. That is, except for Emily. She is so high she may never come +down, but exhaustion is beginning to take its toll. She allows Joan +to cuddle with both her and Adam. She even allows them to smooch a +little without protest. + +All are gathered in the living room, enjoying a dessert of whipped +cream covered pumpkin pie. When they finish, Richard explains, “We +have a tradition of letting the children open one present on +Christmas Eve. Would you like to join us?” + +The older kids look at each other, unsure how to respond. Helen makes +the decision, “I think we would rather just watch Trevor and Emily +open a present. We can do ours tomorrow.” + +Richard continues, “Okay, which of you would like to go first?” + +Trevor – “I will, I will!” + +Trennadirects him to a couple packages under the tree, “Which one +would you like to open?” + +Trevor looks back and forth between the large and small packages, +trying to make a choice. Richard decides to assist, “Sometimes good +things come in small packages.” + +Trevor retrieves the smaller package and looks at the tag. It reads, +“From Luke.” He unwraps it, “Wow,\ `The Adventures of Sharkboy and +Lavagirl <http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0424774/>`__\ ! Thanks Luke, +let’s go watch this.” + +Before Luke can respond, Trenna interrupts, “Not tonight, it’s +already past bedtime. You can watch it tomorrow after church.” + +Emily – “My turn, my turn!” + +Joan – “I got you something. It’s in the blue paper with snowflakes.” + +Emily looks and finds it. She sits beside Joan while she opens it, +“\ \ `Ice Princess <http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0396652/>`__\ ? What’s +it about?” + +Grace – “They should have called it Skating in the City or maybe +Buffy’s Frigid Sister.” + +Joan gives Grace a smirk, “It’s actually a delightful story about a +young girl chasing her dreams. She reminds me of you. We can watch it +together tomorrow.” + +Emily gives Joan a hug, “Thanks, Joan.” + +This appears to be it, but then Trenna comments, “Grace, we made you +a gift. It’s the small square package in purple paper. We would like +you to open it now.” + +Grace is surprised, not expecting to be a part of this ritual of +greed, at least not tonight. She retrieves +the\ `package <http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a361/mshaffer2/blue-star-of-david-ornament.jpg>`__\ from +under the tree and opens it. When she sees what they have made her, +she is deeply touched and initially is not sure what to say. + +Emily boasts, “I helped to glue on the sequins!” + +Trennacomments, “Happy Hanukkah, Grace. We would be honored if you +would hang it on the tree while you are here.” + +Grace walks over and hangs the ornament prominently on the front of +the tree. She admires it as she backs away, and then turns to face +the others. A hint of a tear is in her eye, “Thank you. This really +means a lot to me.” + +Christmas Morning + +Trevor whispers to his father at a distance of about two inches, +“Dad, wake up! Santa came. Can I go downstairs?” + +Emily is on the other side of the bed whispering to her mother, “Mom, +time to wake up. Santa’s been here!” + +Richard opens one eye and looks at the clock. It reads 4:53 a.m. He +repeats Trevor’s news to Trenna, “Santa came last night.” + +Trennamoans, “Go back to bed. We’re not opening presents until after +church.” + +Trevor responds, now at full volume, “But there’s a new bike down +there! I think it’s mine!” + +Emily also excitedly informs her mother, “And there’s a scooter that +I think Santa left for me!” + +Trennamoans once again, realizing that there will be no return to the +Land of Nod. She throws back the covers, “Okay, but nothing happens +until I’ve had my first cup of coffee.” + +Emily and Trevor run back to their bedrooms. There, Joan and Luke sit +groggily on the bed. Each had previously gone through a similar +scenario. Their response was, “Go ask your parents.” + +After starting the coffee, Trenna steps out onto the porch. An +overnight shower has coated everything with a thin sheet of ice. She +observes, Well, I know why no one has ever written a song called, +“I’m Dreaming of a Translucent Christmas.” It’s pretty, but you can’t +do anything with it. There will be no bike riding outside this +morning. She returns inside to watch the coffee maker fill ever so +slowly. + +The older Girardi’s sit on the living room couch, each nursing a +fresh cup of coffee. As in Joan and Luke’s house, a loop can be made +through the downstairs. However, here there are no steps to +negotiate. The young folks circle through the downstairs testing +their new modes of transportation. When Emily passes, she smiles and +continues to sing her latest tune. When Trevor passes, he rings his +bicycle bell, an accessory Richard is beginning to regret having +purchased. The wall clock chimes six times to remind them that they +should all still be in bed. + +Trennaretrieves the phone and calls the hotel. When Helen picks up, +Trenna just begins speaking, “You remember that eight o’clock Mass we +were going to? It’s been postponed until twelve-thirty. Come on over +anyway. I’ll make breakfast.” + +Helen is about to respond when she hears ‘brringg-brringg’ through +the receiver, “What was that?” + +Trenna– “It’s something whose warranty is about to expire. Come on +over.” + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +There was a doughnut shop across from the hotel, so Will stopped and +picked up breakfast. + +Trenna– “I’m glad that Fred had time to make the doughnuts. Thank you +for getting them.” + +Will – “No problem. Like a good neighbor, Dunkin’ Donuts was there.” + +Richard - “Doughnuts bring good things to life.” + +Kevin moans, “If any of you decides on a second career, donut +consider a job in advertising.” + +Despite Kevin’s sarcasm, or perhaps due to it, the others decide to +join in the fun. + +Adam – “I donut, they are the breakfast of champions.” + +Grace – “Better things for better living through chemistry.” + +Will – “Hey, everyone knows that Arcadia’s finest runs on Dunkin’.” + +Joan – “I donut believe I ate the whole thing.” + +Helen – “King Dunkin’ donut fair to well in Macbeth.” + +Lilly – “Maybe he should have taken a flying leap through a Dunkin’ +Donut.” + +Luke – “Marge dear, would you kindly pass me a donut?” + +Grace - “Donut? What’s a donut?” + +As Emily scoots by, she snatches another doughnut, “That’s what +donuts are-are, mmm-mmm good.” All laugh, not because her comment is +so funny, but because she has not been privy to their conversation. +When she comes around again, she asks, “Can we open presents now?” + +A ‘yes’ from Trenna begins the unwrapping fest for Trevor and Emily. +It’s a long process, because Trevor and Emily play with their new +toys before opening the next gift. Trevor received a Hasbro ChatNow, +so he and Luke talk and text each other from different rooms in the +house. Emily received the Crayola Girlfitti, and she, Joan, and Grace +colored and talked. Adam even joins them for a while, offering Emily +some artistic advice. Before they know it, the morning is gone, and +it’s time to get ready for church. + +Although Emily is old enough to attend Mass, Trenna prefers that both +she and Trevor attend Bible study. The teacher has a talent for +explaining the message of the Bible in a way that children can +understand. It is a forum where questions can be asked, and Emily is +always full of questions. + +Being Christmas, today’s lesson is the story of the birth of Jesus, +as told in the books of Matthew and Luke of the New Testament. Those +familiar with the story know about the wise men from the east who +visited Jesus as a child. They presented gifts of gold, frankincense, +and myrrh. Emily has, what in her mind is a perfectly valid question, +“Why would a wise man want Jesus to smell like a monster?” The +teacher always counts on an interesting Bible study class when Emily +attends. + +Will, Adam, Grace, Joan, and Luke stay at home. Emily wants Joan to +attend Bible study with her, but Joan persuades Emily that she should +spend time with her friends. They consider opening their gifts to +each other, but Will asks that they wait until everyone is present. + +What to do? Joan and Luke are about to fall asleep, so Adam suggests +that they take a walk. It has warmed enough outside to melt the ice, +but it is still cold enough to awaken anything warm blooded. Joan and +Luke agree. + +They stroll down the sidewalk and talk about last evening. Joan and +Luke share their experience on the boat, and Adam and Grace share the +excitement of the Inner Harbor. Grace pulls out samples of the fudge +that Will purchased, and all enjoy the treat. The sugar rush helps +for Joan and Luke’s fatigue. + +Luke – “Mmm, this is sooo good! You know, chocolate has been shown to +improve blood vessel function in healthy people.” + +Joan – “So, there’s no problem with renting space at the top of the +food pyramid?” + +Adam – “Hey, at least it’s a balanced diet.” He rocks back and forth +with a piece of fudge in each hand. + +Grace quips, “Save the Earth… it’s the only planet with chocolate.” + +Joan notices what’s across the street, “Hey, Saint Michael’s! Isn’t +that their church?” + +Adam – “Yeah, I think that’s what your aunt said as they were +leaving.” + +Joan – “Let’s go see.” + +Grace – “They’re busy doing their Christmas thing. We should leave +them alone.” + +Adam – “We’re not dressed for church. I don’t think we should go in, +either.” + +Joan – “They won’t mind. Come on, we can go in quietly and stand in +the back.” + +Grace – “Can we dispense with the rumble afterwards?” + +Joan gives Grace a smirk, “You know that had nothing to do with the +mosque. It could have happened anywhere. Let’s go in.” + +Joan walks up the steps, pulls the huge mahogany door open, and slips +through. The others follow her inside. + +They congregate in the back of the church as planned. No one notices +their entry, except for the priest and some members of the choir. To +their delight, they do not give notice to the congregation. + +The priest steps up to the lectern and begins to speak, “Today, we +celebrate the birth of our savior, Jesus Christ. His birth should not +have been a surprise, for it was prophesied in the Old Testament. +Some of the passages are: + +*Deuteronomy 18:18 I will raise them up a Prophet from among their +brethren, like unto thee, and will put my words in his mouth; and he +shall speak unto them all that I shall command him.*\ God would raise +up a prophet like Moses. + +*Isaiah 7:14 Therefore the Lord himself shall give you a sign; +Behold, a virgin shall conceive, and bear a son, and shall call his +name Immanuel.*\ One would be born of a virgin as a special sign or +miracle from God. + +*Isaiah 9:6 For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and +the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be +called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, +The Prince of Peace.*\ This One, who was yet to be born, would have a +special place in the hearts of all the people. This One, born of a +virgin, would have Authority to reign over the world. + +*Genesis 49:10 The scepter shall not depart from Judah, nor a +lawgiver from between his feet, until Shiloh come; and unto him shall +the gathering of the people be.*\ This One, who was yet to be born, +would have a special place in the hearts of all the people. + +*Micah 5:2 But thou, Bethlehem Ephratah, though thou be little among +the thousands of Judah, yet out of thee shall he come forth unto me +that is to be ruler in Israel; whose goings forth have been from of +old, from everlasting.*\ This Son was to be born in Bethlehem. + +*Hosea 11:1 When Israel was a child, then I loved him, and called my +son out of Egypt.*\ This Son was also to come out of Egypt. + +In the New Testament, Mathew 2:14 & 15 states…” + +Joan motions for them to leave, and they escape as quietly as they +entered. Once outside, Joan asks, “Is that true?” + +Adam – “Is what true?” + +Joan – “That part about the passages in the Old Testament.” + +Luke – “I don’t think that a priest would make it up.” + +Grace – “A few words can be disputed, but they are factually +accurate.” + +Joan – “Wow, so maybe my mom and Lilly are right.” + +Grace – “Hey, I said that it was an accurate translation. I didn’t +say that I agree with his conclusion.” + +Joan – “But don’t these passages support what Christians believe +about Jesus?” + +Grace – “There are just as many other passages that tend to disprove +that Jesus was the Messiah. I… Jews believe that Jesus was a great +teacher, nothing more.” + +Luke – “This type of pseudo-science is a common occurrence. Take +nine-eleven. As soon as it happened, people started quoting +Nostradamus saying, ‘See, he predicted this.’ When Dan Brown +published The Da Vinci Code, people started searching The Nag Hammadi +library for proof, in support of a work of fiction! Even man-made +global warming has all the characteristics of a religion. A consensus +is not proof. A consensus is an agreement, an opinion, a belief. +There was once a consensus that the world was flat, too. These +scientists should be required to state the opinions upon which their +facts are based.” + +Joan – “So, you don’t believe what the priest said, either?” + +Luke – “No, I didn’t say that. A true scientist must acknowledge how +much he doesn’t know, leaving room for mystery, miracles, and the +wisdom of nature. In these matters, everyone has to decide for +themselves what they believe to be true.” + +Joan – “So it always comes down to faith. I know what I believe, but +what if what I believe turns out not to be true?” + +Adam – “Jane, I don’t think we can ever know. The answer will always +be bigger than the question. The best we can do is to try to ask the +right questions.” + +Joan is taken aback, because she remembers being told this before. +After a short pause, she answers, “Yeah, I guess you’re right. Let’s +go home.” + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +Richard walks in carrying Trevor and Kevin rolls in with Emily on his +lap. The munchkins were too tired to walk home and are now sound +asleep. This is another Girardi Christmas tradition, although it is +seldom a planned event. Richard and Will carry the sleeping beauties +upstairs and tuck them into their beds. As they return downstairs, +each takes comfort in knowing that the most precious thing worth +stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. + +Trennaand Helen are in the kitchen making lunch when Will and Richard +join the others in the living room. Will notices that Joan and Luke +are once again falling asleep. He suggests, “Why don’t you two go lie +down and get up with Trevor and Emily.” + +Both Joan and Luke feel bad, because they would rather spend the time +with Adam and Grace, but they accept their father’s suggestion. It’s +just too much of a struggle to stay awake. After Joan and Luke walk +upstairs, Helen and Trenna bring out lunch trays prepared so everyone +can assemble sandwiches. + +Trennaturns on the TV and selects a channel. Within a few +minutes,\ `A Season for +Miracles <http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0226418/>`__\ begins to play. +All enjoy the movie while they eat. + +Toward the end of the movie, the four nodding hams stroll downstairs. +Trenna retrieves the lunch trays from the refrigerator, and they +enjoy a late lunch while watching the conclusion of the movie. + +Magical voices have been calling Trevor and Emily since they awoke +from their nap. Both have been watching the packages attempt to +jostle their way to the front, each calling out “Open me!” or “No, +open me first!” or “No, I’m the prettier one, open me!” As soon as +Alanna narrates the ending to the movie, Trevor asks, “Can we…?” + +Richard anticipates his question, “Yes, but let’s let your cousins +begin.” + +Grace – “I have something for Luke.” She retrieves the package from +beneath the tree and gives it to him. + +Luke – “Are you sure?” + +Grace – “No one has ever become poor by giving. Merry Christmas.” + +Luke accepts the gift and unwraps it, “Wow, thank you!” He holds up +the book,\ `God at the Speed of Light: The Melding of Science and +Spirituality <http://www.writers.net/writers/books/17653>`__\ .” +Grace – “The first half is a bit heavy with physics, but the second +half is an easier read. I think you’ll enjoy it.” + +Luke – “You’ve read it?” + +Grace – “Well yeah, I do come with a brain.” + +Luke – “No, I didn’t mean that. This just doesn’t sound like +something you would be interested in reading.” + +Grace – “I read it to find out if you would like it. I didn’t say +that I agree with it.” + +Joan – “Can I see?” Luke hands her the book. She looks at the cover, +leafs through the pages, and then she gives it back, “I don’t think I +would be able to understand this. Will you explain it to me when +you’re done?” + +Luke smiles, “Still having personal issues with the electromagnetic +spectrum? Okay, my fish tank can use cleaning when we get home.” Joan +sticks her tongue out at him. + +Grace – “Every major religious text in the world metaphorically +describes God using terms of light. Baumann theorizes that God and +light are inseparably linked, being manifestations of the same thing. +Now you know.” + +Trennadecides that it’s time to move on with the gift giving. She +asks, “Joan, do you have a gift you would like to give someone?” + +Joan walks over to the tree and retrieves a package. She sits back +down next to Adam and gives it to him, “Merry Christmas.” + +Adam opens the small box to find +a\ `pendant <http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a361/mshaffer2/JMensPendant.jpg>`__\ , +“Wow, thanks… and the letter ‘J’.” + +Grace quips, “It’s a heart monitor, dude.” +Joan smiles at Grace’s comment and further explains, “No bells or +whistles, just a reminder of where my heart resides.” + +Adam understands the dual meaning of her comment. She is once again +offering him a gift of her heart, but also reminding him of his +responsibility by accepting it, “Thank you. I will wear this always.” +He slips the chain over his head, puts the medallion in place, and +thanks Joan with a kiss. + +Emily puts two fingers in her mouth and pretends to gag. This gives +everyone a smile, except for Joan and Adam who are too busy to +notice. She begins to fidget in her seat, looking excitedly at her +mother. Trenna relents, “Emily, do you have a present that you would +like to give?” + +Emily flies off the couch and retrieves a package from under the +tree. She sits back down next to Joan and gives it to her, “Merry +Christmas! I hope you like it. The man said it was their best movie.” + +Joan opens the package to find a DVD of the movie\ `Top +Hat <http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0027125/>`__\ , staring Fred Astaire +and Ginger Rogers, “Wow, thanks. My friend Cee-Cee thinks that Ginger +Rogers is the best dancer ever.” She continues, still excitedly for +Emily’s benefit, “And it’s noir!” + +Adam offers a correction, “It’s filmed in black and white, but it’s +not noir.” + +Joan – “Oh, okay, well I like it anyway, thank you.” She gives Emily +a hug, which Emily cherishes. + +Richard – “Lilly, do you have a gift that you would like to give?” + +Lilly goes to the tree and returns with a two-foot long cylindrical +package. She gives it to Kevin, “Merry Christmas.” + +Kevin – “Hmm, let me guess, a swimsuit poster of Natalie Glebova?” + +Lilly – “Not a chance. Guess again.” + +Kevin – “Well, I guess we’ll have to see.” He opens the present, +“Cool! Up to twenty feet! Go stand over by the wall.” + +Lilly – “Why, you’re not going to grab me with that thing.” + +Kevin – “I need to test it somehow. Oh, and face the wall.” + +Lilly gives him the evil eye. + +Kevin – “Okay, put your back to the wall. I can test it that way, +too.” + +Lilly gives him a smirk, knowing full well what he intends to do. She +crumples some wrapping paper and presses it into a ball, “You can +grab this.” + +Kevin – “I like my idea better.” Lilly once again eyes him +dangerously. + +Kevin relents. He inserts the batteries and presses the button. It +telescopes out to its maximum length. He then releases the mechanism, +pulls the lever, and grabs the ball of paper. + +Kevin – “Got it!” He gives her a mischievous smile, “Do you think +Tippy would like to play when we get home?” + +Lilly takes the grabber tool and places it back into its box. She +says with a slight smile, “They should have put a rating on this +thing, not suitable for children under twelve.” + +Trenna– “Okay Trevor, you’re under twelve. Do you have a present that +you would like to give?” + +Trevor scurries over to the tree and retrieves an oblong box. He +gives it to Luke, “Merry Christmas.” + +Luke unwraps the present, “\ Where IS Moldova? I don’t know, Eastern +Europe maybe? I’ve never heard of this game!” + +Trevor – “I don’t know where it is either, but my dad says this looks +like a fun game.” + +Richard – “We went shopping to get you a video game, but we found +this at the store and decided to get it instead. We hope you enjoy +it.” + +Luke – “Yeah, this looks cool. I haven’t played a board game in a +long time. Thanks.” + +Richard – “Do you have a gift that you would like to give?” + +Luke walks over and retrieves a small package from under the tree. He +returns and gives it to Grace, “Merry Christmas, Grace. I’ve always +known that you were special. This proves it.” + +Grace unwraps the package to find a homemade DVD. In black marker, +Luke has written Grace – March 3, 1988, “You better not tell me that +you’ve transferred a bunch of my baby pictures to DVD!” + +Luke – “No, although you could do that for me.” Grace gives him a +‘not in your lifetime’ look, so Luke continues, “I discovered that +something marvelous happened on the day you were born. I would like +to show you.” + +Grace – “Now, with everyone here? No way, Dude!” + +Luke – “Trust me, it’s not embarrassing. You’ll love it!” + +Richard – “The DVD player is in the cabinet to the left of the TV.” + +Grace is reluctant, but she walks over and inserts the disk into the +DVD player. Richard turns on the television and selects the video +input. He then gives the remote to Grace. + +Luke – “Push play, and then replay. I’ll explain what you’re +watching.” + +Grace complies. While +the\ `video <https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzD_A1TK-sRLVExlTDFqSWN1UWM/edit?usp=sharing>`__\ plays, +Luke narrates, “There was a lunar eclipse on the day you were born. +It was unique, because it was the shortest partial lunar eclipse of +the 20th century. It lasted only 13 minutes, 25 seconds. This video +is time compressed to 18 seconds. Only three thousands of a percent +of the Moon’s surface was covered by the Earth’s umbra.” + +Grace – “Great! I share a birthday with the most unimpressive eclipse +of the century.” + +Luke – “No, not at all! This eclipse is actually quite extraordinary! +Watch the video again.” After Grace plays it several more times, Luke +asks, “Can you see it?” + +No one does. Everyone gives him a look of bewilderment. He takes the +remote and plays the video again, “Okay, let me explain. The Earth’s +shadow has two parts: the umbra, the darker inner part caused by the +Earth totally blocking the light from the sun; and the penumbra, a +lighter outer shadow caused by light from the sun only being +partially blocked. The penumbra does cover the Moon, but watch the +umbra.” + +After several more plays, Joan exclaims, “Oh, I see it!” + +Luke – “What?” + +Joan becomes a little self conscious, “Never mind, I’m probably +wrong. I’m sure you’re looking for some scientific explanation.” + +Luke – “Not everything is about science.” + +Helen – “Joan, tell us.” + +With her mother’s urging, Joan continues. “Well, it’s sorta like a +cosmic Fred and Ginger.” + +Luke – “Excellent!” Luke gives Grace an embrace while looking over +her shoulder toward the TV. He clicks play once again, “On the day +that you were born, the Earth’s shadow danced with the Moon.” + +Everyone is astounded as they realize what Luke has been trying to +show them. Joan smiles, looks up, and then back to the group, “Grace, +it’s a touch of truth that lets you see the world in a whole new +way.” + +Kevin – “How did you figure this out?” + +Luke – “Well, I used this program called Starry Night and…” + +Grace interrupts him, “Don’t spoil it, space boy. You did good.” When +Luke moves in for a kiss, Grace permits it. + +Helen – “Luke, I’m impressed. This is so sweet. You really can be a +romantic!” She pauses for a moment, thinking about who has and hasn’t +given a gift, “Adam, do you have a gift that you would like to give?” + +Adam walks over to the tree and retrieves a package. He sits back +down and gives it to Joan, “Merry Christmas, Joan.” + +Joan gives him a smile and carefully removes the wrapping paper. +Inside, she finds an envelope and a smaller wrapped package. Adam +says, “Open the envelope.” + +Joan opens the envelope to find a letter, +a\ `photograph <http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a361/mshaffer2/SnowflakeJoan.jpg>`__\ , +and a small vial. She reads +the\ `letter <http://dc14.4shared.com/download/59268857/66be85d8/THE_OFFICIAL_CANADIAN_SNOWFLAKE_REGISTRY.doc>`__\ . + +Joan sits silently for a few moments, looking at the photograph. She +then tilts the vial back and forth, watching the drop of water move +from end to end. + +Emily – “That’s so cool, your very own snowflake!” + +Adam – “I wanted to get you something unique. What do you think?” + +Joan is torn, not sure what to say, “Adam, this is really sweet. How +much did you pay for this?” + +Adam – “Just three easy payments of $19.95.” + +Joan explodes, “You paid sixty bucks for this? A letter, a picture, +and a drop of water! What were you thinking! We could have had dinner +at La Cachette or Don’s Steakhouse…” + +Grace inserts a comment while Joan is on her rant, “Or Adam could +play a joke on you.” + +Joan – “… or you could have gotten me a…” Joan realizes what Grace +has just said, “It’s… it’s a joke?” + +Adam smiles, “Jane, there’s another package there. Open it.” + +Joan removes the paper to find a jewelry box. She lifts the lid and +views +the\ `contents <http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a361/mshaffer2/SnowflakeEarRingNecklace.jpg>`__\ , +“Wow, these are beautiful!” + +She removes the earrings and puts them on. She then gives the +necklace to Adam, “Will you put this on me?” + +Adam clasps the necklace around her neck. She then gets up and walks +over to a mirror. She admires her gift for a few moments and returns. +After giving Adam a kiss, she says, “These are wonderful! I’m sorry +about before.” + +Adam – “It’s okay. We all had bets on how you would react.” + +Joan – “We?” + +Kevin – “It was risky. I mean, with Joan, you never know which home +phone number you’re going to get.” + +Grace – “She is quasi-Sybilesque. I still can’t believe what she did +to that guy at the mosque.” + +Luke – “That expression on your face was priceless, ‘Adam, this is +really sweet.’ I thought you were going to kill him then!” + +Adam smiles, “I wasn’t worried.” He puts his hand on his chest and +caresses the pendent that she gave him, “I know what’s in here.” + +Emily – “Can I have the picture of the snowflake?” + +Joan gives her the photo, the letter, and snowflake urn. Emily grins +and whispers to herself, “Wow, Snowflake Joan.” Joan smiles and +squeezes a hug. + +Will – “Kevin, do you have a gift that you would like to give?” + +Kevin uses his grabber tool to retrieve a package from under the +tree. He gives it to Lilly, “Merry Christmas.” + +It’s a small package and Lilly is not surprised when she sees that it +is jewelry. She is pleased with +Kevin’s\ `choice <http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a361/mshaffer2/LilyCrossNecklaceEarrings.jpg>`__\ . +It’s a sterling silver cross, entwined by a single vine which has +captured a calla lily. There are also matching calla lily earrings. +She puts on the earrings and then sits on Kevin’s lap so he can adorn +her with the necklace. + +Kevin – “I thought these were a perfect way to demonstrate how you +and your faith are intertwined. It’s you.” + +Lilly – “I love it.” She looks down at her necklace, and then gives +him a kiss. + +Will – “Well, I have a gift that I would like to give.” He retrieves +a package from under the tree and gives it to Helen, “Merry +Christmas.” + +Helen opens the package to find a beautiful\ `red +dress <http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a361/mshaffer2/RedDressShaw1.jpg>`__\ and +matching shawl, “Will, this is beautiful!” She leans over and gives +him a kiss. + +Will – “There’s more.” + +Helen looks under the paper and finds an envelope. When she opens it, +she finds two tickets for the play Hairspray. She looks closer at the +tickets and exclaims, “Tomorrow!” + +Will – “The last time we went to a play, it didn’t turn out well. I +thought we’d try it again.” + +Helen – “I’ve heard of this play. I’ve been hoping it would come to +Arcadia.” + +Will – “I purposely avoided reading the details. All I know is that +it’s a bright, colorful, tuneful musical comedy. At least the story +will be a surprise.” + +Richard – “The play is at the Hippodrome downtown. It’s a beautiful +theater. They just finished renovating the building last year. It was +originally built in 1907.” + +Helen – “Maybe we can get some more tickets. Trenna, Lilly, I’m sure +you would enjoy this play, too.” + +Will – “Perhaps another time. I would like this to be our night out.” + +Helen – “Okay, it’s my turn. She retrieves a package from under the +tree and gives it to Will, “Merry Christmas.” + +Will opens the package to find a signed copy of William F. Buckley’s +book, The Unmaking of a Mayor. Will caresses the slightly worn cover, +leafs through a few pages, and smiles, “Thank you. I’ll enjoy reading +this.” + +Helen looks at him for a moment, expecting him to say more, but he +doesn’t. She then asks, “Richard, do you have a gift to give?” + +Richard retrieves a package from under the tree and gives it to +Trenna, “Merry Christmas, Hon.” + +Trennaopens the package to find an assortment of nightwear. There are +2 matching nightgown pajamas sets, and 2 robes. One nightgown and +pajama set is royal blue and the other is white with a pink butterfly +print. The robes are made of terrycloth, one pink and one blue, each +matching a nightgown pajama set. + +Trennacomments, “Well, there is nothing sexy about these.” She +pretends to read the garment tag, “Hmm, Melissa Gilbert Collection.” + +Richard smiles at her joke, “No it doesn’t. Besides, anything is sexy +when you wear it.” + +Trennasmiles, “I love them. Sexy is the antithesis of comfortable. +What do you think for tonight, gown or pajamas, pink or blue?” + +Richard – “How about the blue nightgown?” + +Trenna– “Ooh la la, royal blue dreams tonight.” She puts her +nightwear aside and retrieves a package for Richard, “Merry +Christmas.” + +Richard opens the package to find a copy of\ `The Limbaugh +Letter <http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/pages/static/limbaugh-letter>`__\ , +“Great! Talent on loan from God. Now all I need is Rush 24/7.” + +Trenna– “The letter is a concession. You don’t have time for Rush +24/7.” + +Richard notices there is also a bottle of British Sterling aftershave +in the box. He opens it and puts a few dabs on. Trenna takes a sniff +and begins to snuggle his neck, “I love that smell on you.” + +Richard smiles, “Ooh and I love it when you smell me.” + +Emily exclaims, “Eeeuw, da-ad, mo-om, cooties maximus!” + +Joan squeezes another hug from Emily, “Yeah, too much bedroom.” Joan +whispers, “You may have cooties and not even know it. Would you like +me to give you the cootie shot?” + +Emily – “Uh, I don’t know, does it hurt?” + +Joan – “No, let me show you.” She traces the motions with her hand as +she sings the little song, “Circle, circle, dot, dot. Now you have +your cootie shot.” + +Emily – “Show me that again!” Joan shows her again, after which Emily +begins to practice on her own. + +The gift giving continues. However, the remaining gifts bear the +label, ‘From Santa’, or ‘From Rudolph’, or from some other +traditional holiday character. This was so Trevor and Emily would not +believe that Santa had forgotten about their cousins. + +When all the gifts were unwrapped, there was still one package under +the tree. This was Grace’s present from her father. Trenna asks, +“Grace, would you like to open your gift now or do it later?” + +Grace answers by retrieving the package from under the tree. Her +curiosity of what gift her father has given her for Christmas is +finally quenched. She is pleased when she removes a Hanukkah Menorah, +an eight candle candelabrum. There are also several boxes of candles. + +Trenna– “That’s beautiful! Would you like to light the candles?” + +Grace – “Yes, I would.” She glances out the window, “But it’s not +quite time. Hanukkah begins at sundown.” + +Helen – “I know that Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday, but I really don’t +know any more than that. Would you explain it to us?” + +Grace – “Hanukkah commemorates the rededication of the Jerusalem +temple by Judah Maccabee in 165 B.C. It recalls the Talmudic story of +the Temple’s one-day supply of oil miraculously burning for eight +days. As part of the celebration, we light an additional candle for +each day of the festival. + +Richard retrieves the newspaper and finds the page that gives the +local weather forecast, “Sundown is at 4:34 pm.” He glances at his +watch, “That’s coming up pretty quick. Is there anything that we can +do to help you prepare?” + +Grace is surprised, but pleased by Richard’s offer. She is hesitant, +but asks, “Well, after I light the candles, I would like to place the +Menorah in front of the window. Would that be alright?” + +Trenna– “We can move one of the end tables under the window and place +a cookie sheet on top of it.” + +Will – “How long do the candles stay lit? I mean, what if they’re +still burning when it’s time for us to go back to the hotel?” + +Grace – “I think these candles will probably burn out on their own by +then, but if they are still burning, I’ll blow them out.” + +Luke – “Isn’t there some ritual that goes along with the lighting of +the candles?” + +Grace – “When I light a candle, I recite a passage about light from +the Torah.” + +Joan – “Why don’t you write it down and we’ll say it with you.” + +Helen – “Yes, we would like to participate if it’s okay.” + +Will and Richard place the end table under the window and Trenna +retrieves a cookie sheet from the kitchen. Grace writes down what she +plans to recite during the ceremony, and Joan, Adam, and Luke help +her to make copies. + +Grace strikes a match and lights the central candle. She then uses it +to light the first candle on the right. She turns towards the group +while holding the Menorah. Together they recite, “Creation - And God +said: ‘Let there be light.’ And there was light. (GEN 1:3, JPS) Light +was the first thing God created. All growing things depend on light +for life. God is the source of all life.” With that said, Grace +places the Menorah in front of the window. + +Helen – “That was very nice. Thank you for letting us be a part of +your Hanukkah celebration.” + +Grace – “And thank you for allowing me to take part in your +celebration of Christmas.” + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +Helen, Trenna, and Lilly place the remaining dinner items on the +table. The menu includes an Italian salad, stuffed mushrooms, roasted +crab cake, lasagna, spiced beef, braised cabbage, yams, mashed +potatoes, pumpkin and apple pies, and dinner rolls. Joan tastes one +and says, “Mmmm, to die for!” + +Will and Richard are seated at opposite ends of the table, while the +others are seated along either side. Richard fills everyone’s glass +with a sweet red wine, excluding Emily and Trevor, who are given +black cherry soda. He asks Will, “Would you like to offer a toast?” + +Will raises his glass, “To all the special ‘F’ words: Family, +friends, fact, fiction, fate, freedom, faith, forgiveness, and +forever.” + +Richard – “Hear, hear!” Everyone clicks their glasses together. + +Trenna– “I would like to say a Christmas prayer.” Everyone becomes +silent and bows their heads. + +*May God bless us with discomfort at easy answers, half truths and +superficial relationships - so that you may live deep within our +heart.* + +*May God bless us with anger at injustice, oppression and +exploitation of people so that we may work for justice, freedom and +peace.* + +*May God bless us with tears to shed for those who suffer from pain, +rejection, starvation and war, so that we may reach out our hand to +comfort them, turning their pain into joy.* + +*May God bless us with enough foolishness to believe that we can make +a difference in this world, doing what others claim cannot be done.* + +*And, may the blessing of God, who creates, redeems and sanctifies, +be upon us, and upon all we love and pray for, this day and forever +more. Amen.* + +Emily – “Happy birthday, Jesus!” + +Trenna– “Grace, would you like to say something?” + +Grace – “God bless the cheese makers for they are the curds and the +whey. Luke, pass the lasagna.” + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +After dinner cleanup, all gather back in the living room. Luke +suggests playing his new board game, while Emily and Trevor would +each like to watch their new movies. Helen settles the dilemma, +“Let’s watch Emily’s new movie.” + +As Joan stated earlier, it’s a nice, feel-good movie. Everyone enjoys +it, especially Emily. As soon as the movie ends, Emily asks, “Mom, +can you teach me how to ice skate?” + +Trenna– “We’ll see.” + +Emily – “Pleee-heee-heeez!” + +Trenna– “Okay, there’s an ice-skating rink at Patterson Park. I’ll +call them tomorrow.” + +Emily – “Yes!” + +Joan – “You are so spoiled.” + +Emily – “No I’m not!” She strikes a pose, “Besides, what’s wrong with +wanting to feel strong and graceful and beautiful?” + +Joan – “Nothing, you already are.” + +Trenna– “Time to get ready for bed.” + +Emily – “But I’m not tired!” + +Trenna– “Bath, pajamas, and then you can come back down for awhile.” + +Emily rummages through her Christmas gifts to find her new pair of +pajamas, “Kim Possible is awesome. She’s so wily.” + +Joan – “Oh, like you’re not? She’s perfect for you.” + +Emily – “Well, I for sure have some of her Kimness.” She glances at +her family and then decides to whisper in Joan’s ear, “I still don’t +understand why it’s usually easier to get forgiveness than it is to +get permission.” She then darts upstairs, not waiting for an answer. + +The remainder of the evening is once again spent in the living room, +but now there are several activities being pursued. Kevin, Adam, and +Luke try to find Moldova. Will is reading his book and Richard is +reading his Limbaugh Letter. Trenna entertains Trevor by +reading\ `The +Star <http://dc19.4shared.com/download/40935571/bc4c331f/The_Star.doc>`__\ , +the first story in a book of short story science fiction that he +received from Santa. Helen and Lilly work on needlepoint projects +that they received from each other (a.k.a. Santa). Grace and Joan +spend their time with Emily adorning Barbie, Ken, Francie, and +Poindexter with outfits both new and old. + +At Johns Hopkins Children’s Center + +The observance of Boxing Day is not a common practice in the United +States. However, it is a custom that Trenna’s family has observed, +and she persuades Richard to continue the tradition. A non-mandatory +gathering has been scheduled at the hospital. Richard had planned to +go alone, but he decides to invite Joan, “The meeting won’t last +long. If you would like to come, I can give you a tour when we’re +finished.” + +Joan – “I’d like that.” + +Emily – “No, I want you to stay here with me. We can watch The +Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl with Luke and Trevor.” + +Richard – “You can watch that anytime. Why don’t you come with us?” + +Emily hesitates, perplexed while her mind deciphers the competing +urges. She then takes Joan’s hand, “Okay, I’ll go.” + +Grace – “Ahem, may I come too?” + +Richard – “Sure.” He gives Trenna a kiss, “We’ll be back in a few +hours.” + +JohnsHopkins Medical Centeris composed of a series of buildings +joined by enclosed walkways, tunnels, and skywalks. The Children’s +Center is located near the southeast corner of the main complex. When +they enter the ward, Richard takes them to a reading room where a +doctor is seated viewing patient images. Richard makes the +introduction, “Dr. Simmons, this is my niece Joan and her friend +Grace… and you know Emily.” + +Dr. Simmons – “It’s nice to meet you.” He addresses Joan, “Richard +has told me that you want to become a nurse. Feel free to have a look +around.” + +Joan – “Thank you, Dr. Simmons.” + +Dr. Simmons – “Richard, we received a new patient yesterday. Her name +is…” He pauses to look at the chart, “…Judith Spiegel. She’s ten +years old and has been comatose since a car accident yesterday +morning. She sustained minor head trauma, but the CT and MRI scans do +not show any anomalies. I’m at a loss to explain why she’s in a coma. +After the meeting, I would like you to take a look at these images +with me.” + +Richard – “Sure thing. Joan, Grace, we’ll be back in a little while. +Emily, do what Joan tells you. April, our head nurse, is at the +nurses’ station if you need anything.” + +After they leave, Joan picks up the chart the doctor left on the +counter. + +Grace – “What are you doing? Leave that alone.” + +Joan – “I just want to have a peek.” + +Grace – “We can get in real trouble, you know, that hippo law.” + +Emily – “What’s a hippo law?” + +Joan – “It’s actually H-I-P-A-A. It’s a law about keeping medical +information private. It’ll be fine, no one’s going to know. I think +it’s kind of cool that her name is Judith.” + +Grace – “Judith is just as common a name as Joan.” + +Joan – “Maybe, but I’ve only known one. She’s in room 10B. Let’s go +see.” + +Grace – “Are you nuts! We can’t go bothering the patients.” + +Joan – “The doctor said that we could look around. Besides, how can +we possibly bother her? She’s in a coma.” + +Joan walks down the hallway with Emily at her side, and Grace +reluctantly follows behind. When they reach the room, Joan leaves +Emily with Grace and walks inside. She returns after a moment, +“There’s a woman asleep on the couch. I’ll bet she’s her mother. +We’ll have to be quiet.” + +Grace – “And it will remain totally quiet if we just go back to the +reading room.” + +Joan – “You have to come see her. You won’t believe it.” + +Joan takes her by the arm and leads her into the room. When Grace +sees the girl lying on the bed, she is astounded. She almost forgets +to whisper, “She’s a ten year old Judith!” + +Joan toys with her, “Yes, the doctor did say that.” + +Grace – “No, I mean she looks like our Judith, only younger.” + +Joan – “I know, isn’t she beautiful!” + +They all just watch her for a while, not saying anything. Then Joan +brushes Judith’s bangs aside, “The doctor says there’s no reason for +you to be asleep. Time to wake up.” She motions to Emily and Grace, +“Say a prayer with me.” + +Joan takes Judith’s and Emily’s hand. Grace walks around the bed and +takes Emily’s and Judith’s other hand. They pray silently. After a +few minutes, they hear the woman stir on the couch. Joan motions for +them to leave and they exit back out to the hallway. + +Joan says to Emily, “You were so quiet in there. I’m amazed!” + +Emily – “It seemed important to you. I wasn’t sure what prayers to +say, so I said some Our Father’s and Hail Mary’s. Was that okay?” + +Joan – “Those were good choices.” + +Grace – “Okay, no more Nancy Drew. I can’t deal with being George.” + +Joan – “All right, let’s go see who’s awake.” + +Grace – “Girardi!” + +It was no use. Joan had already started walking down the hallway with +Emily, looking into the rooms. When they disappear through a doorway, +Grace reluctantly follows. They visit with five children before +Richard finds them, “I see you’ve met Nathan. How are you doing +today?” + +Nathan – “Okay, I guess. Dr. Simmons said that I’ll be going home +tomorrow.” + +Richard – “Yes, I know.” With a smile, he continues, “And I don’t +want to see you again for a long, long time.” + +Nathan returns the smile, “Me neither. Thanks, Doctor Girardi.” + +Emily – “Did you know that Nathan has a train set like ours? And +Julie likes to play ‘Go Fish’, and Elly likes LeAnn Rimes as much as +I do, and Peter got a scooter from Santa, but his is blue, and…” + +Richard interrupts, “Wow, that’s really neat, but I have to consult +with Dr. Simmons now. When we get home, I want you to tell me all +about it.” He addresses Joan, “When we’re finished, I’ll try to +answer any of your questions.” + +Joan’s interaction with children has not always been stellar. She has +been observing Emily, and without exception, each child that she has +talked to has become happier from the exchange. Joan is surprised +when she realizes that this is what God meant when she said, “I want +you to pay attention… this time it’s how she can help you.” Emulating +Emily, she should patent the term as a powerful new puerile +communication technique. “Thank you, Uncle Richard, but I think I’ve +already found my answers. I’ll just visit with more of the kids if +that’s okay.” + +Richard – “Okay, I won’t be long.” + +As he leaves, all hear a woman calling out, “Judith! Oh, my sweet +baby, you’re awake!” Everyone congregates in and outside of her room. + +Judith – “Where’s the angel?” + +Woman – “You’re my angel, sweetie.” + +Judith – “No, the one who said I should wake up.” + +Woman – “Oh, you were dreaming, pumpkin, but I’m so happy that you’re +awake.” + +Grace leads Joan away from the others, “How’d you do that?” + +Joan – “Do what?” + +Grace – “Cause her to wake up.” + +Joan – “What makes you think I did it?” + +Grace – “Because you told her to wake up… and then she did.” + +Joan – “When I tell Luke to wake up, he just ignores me.” + +Grace – “Well it certainly wasn’t me!” + +Joan – “Hey, you’re the one who had the dancing moon shadow at birth. +When I was born, all it did was rain.” + +Grace – “Technically, it was an earth shadow, but it doesn’t mean +anything.” + +Joan – “Of course it means something. I’m not sure what, but it means +something.” + +Grace – “Your balloon never lands, does it Girardi?” + +Joan gives her a smirk, “Maybe it was the prayer that we said or +maybe it was just time for her to wake up. The doctor did say that he +didn’t know why she was in a coma. Anyway, I’m just glad that she +woke up, whatever the reason.” + +Neither Joan nor Grace had noticed that Emily had quietly joined +them, “Do you think that my prayers helped at all?” + +Joan gives her a hug, “Of course, that’s it! Yah know, that explains +the whole thing, the power of three. We are charmed!” Emily glows as +she considers Joan’s revelation. + +Grace – “We’re charmed, that’s your explanation?” + +Emily reaches a new high, almost as high as she was on Christmas Eve. +She remembers a routine she did while playing Cheetah Girls with her +friends. She sings an answer to Grace’s agnostic question, using hand +motions during each line. + +(raises and lowers her arms while wiggling her fingers)\____\_ +Sometimes the snow comes down in +June (draws +circles in the +air) Sometimes +the sun goes ‘round the moon +(points her finger at Grace, using a circular motion)\____________\_I +see the passion in your eyes +(stretches out her arms)\________________________________\_Sometimes +it’s all a big surprise + +Joan – “Good job!” She takes Emily with her to peer back into +Judith’s room, “I think your dad and Dr. Simmons will be busy with +her for a while. Let’s go visit with some of the other kids, and then +we’ll come back and talk to Judith.” + +At the Girardi Residence + +Helen – “Did you have a good time?” + +Joan – “Yeah, it was great. There was a girl named Judith who was in +a coma, and she woke up while we were there. She looks like our +Judith, too.” + +Grace – “Totally different voice, though. She has a deep, throaty, +genuine laugh, like the sound a dog makes just before it throws up.” + +Joan – “Okay, she did have an odd laugh, but she’s really a sweet +kid. She and her mother are obviously close, but she really lit up +when her father came in. Her parents own a horse farm. She actually +has her own horse!” + +Emily – “Yeah, and she said that I could come visit. Can I?” + +Trenna– “I don’t think you’re old enough to ride a horse.” + +Emily – “Mo-om! Judith is my age. It would be so cool!” + +Richard – “I’ll talk to her father, and then we’ll see.” + +Joan – “Grace went to the gift shop and bought her a PEZ dispenser.” + +Grace – “Hey, you weren’t supposed to tell anyone.” + +Joan – “Oops, there goes my balloon again.” + +Luke – “You remembered.” + +Helen – “That was really a nice thing to do.” + +Grace – “A moment of inspired insanity.” + +Kevin – “Insanity or lunacy?” + +Grace snips, “Yo, Professor Xavier, don’t imagine that chair gives +you special protection.” + +Joan – “Whoa, down Grace, he’s just making a joke.” + +Grace – “This Moon stuff is starting to rent space in my brain. +Everyone just needs to knock it off!” + +Luke – “I thought you liked it.” + +Grace – “I did, but it’s growing on me like a colony of E. Coli. The +eclipse was just a nascent fluke, not some prophetic celestial +marker.” + +Helen tries to defuse the situation by changing the subject, “Trenna +and I have made chicken salad. Who’s hungry?” + +Grace – “Not!” Grace storms out the door. + +Luke – “Maybe I should go after her. I’m the one who started this.” + +Joan – “No, let me. I think she’s really mad at me.” + +Adam – “No, I’ll go. I don’t think she’ll hit me.” With that, he +heads out the door after Grace. + +When Adam catches up to her, she is still walking fast and uttering +expletives under her breath. Adam just quietly walks beside her until +she is ready to talk. + +Grace – “Do you remember when we talked about Joan and her secrets? +Has she ever explained any of them to you?” + +Adam – “You were there when she told us about her dreams. I think +that explains a lot.” + +Grace – “But not all of it. Don’t you think there’s more?” + +Adam pauses, thinking about what Joan told him in the hospital, +“Yeah, probably, but she doesn’t want to tell us. That’s just the way +she is.” + +Grace – “Wait! What was that?” + +Adam – “What was what?” + +Grace – “That pause. You know something, don’t you?” + +Adam – “I know there are parts of herself that she wishes to keep +secret.” + +Grace – “How can you be in love with someone you don’t really know?” + +Adam – “I love what I do know. Hey, I’m just happy that she’s giving +me a second chance. Maybe someday she’ll tell me about that part of +herself, but I’m willing to wait until she’s ready.” + +Grace mulls over what Adam has said before responding, “I don’t know +if I can wait much longer.” + +Adam – “Sure you can. I’m hungry, let’s go have lunch.” + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +The conversation during lunch was primarily about the wonders of +Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Joan and Emily both provided more tales of the +children they met today, but they avoided saying anything more about +Judith. Although quiet, Joan could tell that Grace was still upset. + +After lunch, Emily asks Joan to spend time with her listening to her +new LeAnn Rimes CD. Grace interrupts, “Later, Mushroom, Joan and I +need to talk.” + +Emily pouts, “Why do I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop?” + +Joan kneels down in front of Emily and places her hands on her +shoulders, “You know that’s not true. It’s okay, we’ll listen to your +CD together in a little while.” Joan gives her a hug and heads out +the door with Grace for another walk. + +Grace – “Is your entire family in on this conspiracy?” + +Joan – “What do you mean?” + +Grace – “This whole Moon thing is a deflection.” + +Joan – “A deflection? A deflection from what?” + +Grace – “You and your secrets?” + +Joan – “I told you about my dreams. Don’t you believe me?” + +Grace – “I do, but that’s not all of it. When are you going to tell +me the rest?” + +Joan – “What rest?” + +Grace – “The other half of the red pill.” + +Joan is taken aback. She remembers having said that to Grace, but she +believed that it was another one of her dreams. She just walks along +with Grace and doesn’t respond for several minutes. + +Joan – “In the ‘Matrix’, do you remember me telling you about +Cypher?” + +Grace – “Cypher’s the one who betrayed them.” + +Joan – “You’re right, but do you remember why?” + +Grace – “Because he regretted having taken the red pill.” + +Joan – “And at the beginning, do you remember what Morpheus asked +Neo? Are you sure you want to know how deep the rabbit hole goes?” + +Grace – “Lay it on me.” + +Joan pauses for a moment, “Grace, the truth doesn’t always set you +free. Knowing the truth can be a lonely place. You already have +enough burdens of your own. You should think about this for a while.” + +Grace – “I’ve been thinking about it since last summer.” + +Joan – “You’ve waited this long, you can wait a while longer.” Joan +turns around and walks back toward the house. + +Grace calls after her, “Girardi!” + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +When they return, Joan goes to spend time with Emily as she has +promised. Grace finds Luke sitting in the living room by himself. He +is totally confused, believing at first that his gift was +appreciated, but now has no clue of what went wrong. Grace decides to +take her lost puppy for a walk. + +Grace – “I don’t think I’ve walked this much all year.” + +Luke – “I guess you’ve had a lot to think about.” + +Grace – “Okay, listen up. I’m not mad at you. I loved your Moon +shadow. It’s just… well… there’s something else and your Moon thing +caused it to reach critical mass.” + +Luke – “Okay, I can understand that.” + +Grace – “I purposely used geek speak.” + +Luke – “So, what is it?” + +Grace – “I don’t want to talk about it.” + +Luke – “Grace! We have to talk about it.” + +Grace – “Not this time, Moon Boy. All you need to know is that this +isn’t about you.” + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +When the shadows begin to stretch across the floor, Luke asks, “Would +you like us to make copies of what you plan to say tonight?” + +Grace – “No, this time I’m going to recite it by myself and everyone +can just listen.” + +When the sun sets, Grace lights the central candle as before. She +then uses it to light the first and second candles on the right. She +turns towards the group while holding the Chanukah. She recites her +passage, however this time, she maintains eye contact with Joan. + +“\ O send out Thy light and Thy truth; let them lead me; let them +bring me unto Thy holy mountain, and to Thy dwelling-places. (PSA +43:3, JPS) Our minds and hearts will be cleaned by the light of the +Spirit of Truth and others can be cleaned from the overflow.” + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +What Grace is asking her to do frightens her. At least her mother had +already figured out most of it on her own. Should she tell Grace +everything or just provide another piece of the puzzle? Will Grace +even believe her? Will it strengthen their friendship or destroy it? +These are the questions that Joan ponders as they rock slowly on the +glider. + +Adam shifts slightly, bringing Joan back from her mental torture. She +takes a cleansing breath of cool night air, emitting a sigh with its +release. Pulling the blanket tighter, she snuggles deeper into the +comfort of Adam’s arms. A lone star catches her gaze, prompting her +to make a wish before returning to her dark night of Grace. ‘Oh God +of second chances and new beginnings, here I am again.’ + +photobucket.com + |